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Thursday, September 14th, 2006
1:03 pm
I just realised...

I haven't camwhored myself in a while. I should get on that.
Sunday, September 10th, 2006
9:52 am
Why are you doing a shuffle quiz?
Track: Ghost Mountain
Artist: The Unicorns
Comments: To ward off the ghosts who haunt stagnant livejournals.

What's currently in your fridge?
Track: Contra: Alien's Lair & Boss Music
Artist: The Advantage
Comments: There are ailens living in my fridge...and are listening to BOSSANOVA MUSIC!

Your biggest nightmare?
Track: Three Easy Payments
Artist: Mitch Hedberg
Comments: The first payment, your hands. The second payment, your tongue. The third payment, YOUR SOUL.

What place would you like to visit?
Track: This Place is a Prison
Artist: The Postal Service
Comments: I'd love to visit prison, maybe they can help me with my soap-dropping problem.

A reason to commit suicide?
Track: Creating Life Force
Artist: Fo Guang Shan Temple of Toronto
Comments: I'd be more alive if I was dead, I guess. : (

Why are we here?
Track: Um, Hellllo?
Artist: Dane Cook
Comments: Yeah...hi? I don't think I'm supposed to be here. Could you help me out? No? Fuck you.

Something you never dared to say to anyone...?
Track: Cry of the Brave
Artist: Dragonforce
Comments: *goes up to a stranger and screams in his face, "BRAAAAAVE!!"*

One thing the world really doesn't need?
Track: Go (DJ Bam Bam)
Artist: DJ Bam Bam
Comments: We don't need redundancy.

What's your biggest unfulfilled wish?
Track: Money Folder
Artist: Madvillain
Comments: I've always wanted a folder full of money.

If you could invent something, what would it be?
Track: Swans (Life After Death)
Artist: Islands
Comments: A machine that gives swans the power of rebirth! Oh, the honking!! The honking would saturate the air!!!

The last thing you say before you die?
Track: Tuff Ghost
Artist: The Unicorns
Comments: Assuming I died fighting a ghost.

What's your destiny?
Track: Russian Dance
Artist: Sharon, Lois & Bram
Comments: I vill vunday become de greatest Rassian dancer de vorld has evar seen!!

What do you do when you're alone in an elevator?
Track: Mario Twins
Artist: Group X
Comments: I waunt to plaiye!! You do nawt gait a turne.

Why do people go fishing?
Track: Double Dragon II: Mission 5, Forest Of Death
Artist: The Advantage
Comments: The only way to traverse the harsh forest of death is with a large fish. To keep deathmonsters at bay.

What would you do with your slaves?
Track: Boy Scoutz In The Hood
Artist: The Simpsons
Comments: I would get them high on all-syrup Squishee and force them to join the Junior Campers. Like that one Simpsons episode.

Is there a man on the moon?
Track: Blademaster: Stage 2
Artist: The Advantage
Comments: In this stage you have to fight Blademaster...ON THE MOON!! (What's with all the Advantage, eh?)

What does Hell look like?
Track: Straight 2 Ya Dome
Artist: DJ Bam Bam
Comments: Hell is a giant rave with no bathrooms or A/C.

About what would you like to write a book?
Track: Trickshoth
Artist: Group X
Comments: "How To Do A Trickshoth" by Maurke Shaithhaushere.

The best thing ever is...?
Track: Get A Job
Artist: The Offspring
Comments: Getting a job? Fuck no. How about...MAKING offspring?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Track: The River Cruise - Part 2
Artist: Danny Elfman
Comments: He was late for his...river cruise?

Why do you listen to music?
Track: Shores of California
Artist: The Dresden Dolls
Comments: Wut?

What do you do when you're alone and nobody's watching?
Track: Sandwiches
Artist: Mitch Hedberg
Comments: Sandwiches. Not just for eating anymore.

Why are other people so stupid?
Track: Here We Go!
Artist: Konami & Nintendo
Comments: umm mayb 2 mcuh videogamz,

Last thing you ate?
Track: Green Greens
Artist: Nintendo
Comments: Veggies. Green ones.

Why is grass green?
Track: The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Madley)
Artist: The Simpsons
Comments: Wouldn't it have been cool if last question's song appeared for THIS question?

Your phone is ringing, but who's on the other end?
Track: Five Sisters
Artist: Dane Cook
Comments: Ooooh YES! I hope they're hot.

What should you stop doing?
Track: "Scorpio" End Credits
Artist: The Simpsons
Comments: Stop watching so much Simpsons, I know all the lyrics to ALL these Simpsons songs.

A word of advice to the readers of this quiz?
Track: Superheroes
Artist: Daft Punk
Comments: Listen to awesome music like DAFT PUNK bitches!
Saturday, September 9th, 2006
7:32 pm
Obligatory update
ADAM, you butt. Look. I'm updating. SEE!? Happy, you smelly fucka? Eat shit!! Also, um...

Wewt 16th place in gunning bakeoff! I get a prize for that. The one no one wants. I'll have to see what that is later, once everyone else has chosen.

Tomorrow is a 24-hour blockade. SINKY SINKY FUN

I'm bored. Dinosaurs rule. Ad, don't worry about it, you're still cool. BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MENTION UPDATING MY LIVEPENISFUCKJOURNAL FOR 6 GODDAMN FUCKING MONTHS YOU CRAPFEAST. Go sodomise a horse and your MOMMA.

Current Mood: Fuck you up the ass ADAMCACK
Friday, February 10th, 2006
3:12 pm
Guess who's back, back, back, back again, gain, gain, Steiny's back, back, back, tell a friend...
...friend, friend...

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, oowoo-oo

Okay, so. Rundown of Florida trip.

Day 1: Quick flight. Played Pokémon. Checked into hotel at 1-ought AM. Had dinner at Denny's. Filling, greasy.

Day 2: Went shopping. Wal-mart, etc. Bought beef jerky and bunch of other crap.

Day 3: Universal Studios. Overhyped overpriced hollywood-wannabe garbage.

Day 4: Epcot. Very fun. Went to world exhibits. Japan's was sweet.

Day 5: Umm...Sea World, yes. Kinda okay. Again, overpriced (food especially) and overhyped. Sharks were cool.

Day 6: MGM studios. Fun. Disney but not little-baby-girl Disney. Tour of animation studios etc. Stunt show was cool but rednecky.

Day 7: Stayed home sick. Everyone else went to sea world again. Didn't miss much. Talked to Kimmy and ate Oreos. Played Pokémon.

Day 8: Space Centre. I'm sure they all called it the Space Center. Almost as cool as Epcot and a bit cooler than MGM. I liked it cause it was real for the most part. Everything so far had been fake, touristy...even the town. flawless, unbroken roads...boring. I saw several alligators!! Oh, and I bought an alligator head the day before. Anyway, that was yesterday. Got home early this morning. : D

Good trip all round, but glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad to be home!!
Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
6:05 am
Seeya in a week!
...As I go off to Florida with the family and enjoy the magic of Disney and other megacorporations with theme parks. Wish me much enjoyment! I will bring back pictures, and if I'm feeling up to it, I will post some maybe?
Monday, January 30th, 2006
8:41 am
Vacation in like...2 deiz!!? Also I'm eating something. You will need to read Ademo's journal to find out what...but it has cream cheese and onions on it. I'm thinking of making something on MS Paint today. Ask me what it is later.

(Soooo they're marching toooo Bastille Day..)

Current Mood: Like a goth girl somehow
Sunday, January 29th, 2006
7:26 am
What the fuck's up with the date?
I think I stepped into a time portal. Like Donnie Darko.

Current Mood: like a mothafucka
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